"I can dig it!"
[Chorus: samples repeat 2X *1 and *2, *3 and *4 simultaneously]
[*1] "Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"
[*2] "Dog catcher, dog catcher!"
[*3] "Bow wow yippie yo yippie yay"
[*4] "I can dig it!"
[Verse One]
Here s another topic I m addressin
so learn a quick lesson, about your Smith and Wesson
Sit your ass back and comprehend
as I let you know about man s best friend
Now remember: it used to be a dog like Lassie
but now in ninety one it s a gun if you asked me
Just like a jimmy hat s used for protection
I use my nine when suckers start to flexin
Cause if you run up and try to play mine
I d rather have a AK than a fuckin canine
Cause if you shot your gun, and my dog tried to fetch her
me and the dog s goin out on a stretcher
And I ain t with that, so I gotta get that
big black gat, aim and I hit that
Forget about a dog fool, he ll shit in the den
Nowadays.. a gat is man s best friend
[Chorus + Cube saying "Man s best friend" after *3 first time]
[Verse Two]
Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack
Just in case the little punks try to jack
I can t put a motherfuckin pitbull
under a coat, in the small of my back
So I gotta take my beretta, and I betcha
it ll probably work, a 100 percent better
Cause it ll keep me out of danger
with sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber
So this goes to all y all intruders
Beware of the owner, cause the owner is a shooter
I don t just wanna give your ass rabies
I d rather have your ass pushing up daisies
And I can t do that with Benji,
Rin Tin Tin, or Spuds McKenzie
Forget about a dog fool, he ll shit in the den
Nowadays, a gat is man s best friend
"Just don t let me see you shoot no dogs!"
"Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit"
"The profile of a typical American gun owner is this:
Over thirty, white, male, middle class"
[Peter Jennings]
"Take that motherfuckers!"
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