Macc lads - All day drinkin Lyrics

Staggered in MacDonalds on a Friday afternoon,
All the pubs were shut,
There were knob all else fer do.
I said, "Gissus a Big Mac now you spotty little twat."
He said, "Have a nice day sir, would you like a paper hat?"
I said, "Have a nice day bollocks,
And where s me fucking Mac?
An I ll have a pint of root beer in a proper fucking glass,
If it s some new bloody lager,
I ll smash yer nose into the floor."
I won t be drinking in MacDonalds when they change the drinking laws.
An I ll drink, drink, drink till it s coming out me ears,
And I ll drink, drink, drink till the pub runs out of beer.
An I ll drink, drink, drink till I can t take another sip.
An I ll have all day drinking on an intrevenous drip.
Yeah.
So what s the point of drinking up at three o fucking clock?
When there s decent ales in Scotland, but that s all full of Jocks.
The penny pinching bastards, they ve all got ginger hair.
It ll take an hour to buy a pint, can t understand a word.
And they re queueing up outside the pubs,
Waiting for a sale,
Bet they wish they put their bags on when it blows a bloody gale.
Everyone will buy more beer when they change the drinking laws,
Spend the extra tax they get to mend that fucking wall.
An I ll drink, drink, drink till it s coming out me ears,
I ll drink, drink, drink till the pub runs out of beer.
An I ll drink, drink, drink till I can t take another sip.
All day drinking on an intrevenous drip.
An we ll drink, drink, drink till it s coming out us ears,
We ll drink, drink, drink till the pub runs out of beer.
An we ll drink, drink, drink till we can t take another sip.

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