Macc lads - Sweatty betty Lyrics

Well, she wore big knickers,
And she worked on t sewage farm,
I got me and down er jeans an
I nearly lost half me arm.
But after ten pints,
Looked quite fit,
Couldn t wait to get me hands
On her flabby tits.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty,
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
I ve just got to get me gob
Round her inverted nipples.
She had a massive arse
And sweatty breasts,
Thirty eight inch,
She were a mound of flesh.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweatty Betty, she s got enormous thighs,
Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath,
Sweatty Betty, she ll crush a man to death.
And I knew that she wanted me fer shag er,
So I stabbed er cunt with me mutton dagger,
I couldn t believe the spots on her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty.
An I ve seen real Maccicians gerroff ome
But you know me, I ll shag endless buer.
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweatty Betty, she s got massive tits,
Sweatty Betty, she s got a huge vagina,
Sweatty Betty, you d fit a bus inside er.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she s so obscene,
Sweatty Betty, it doesn t matter to me.
Sweatty Betty, she s like a lump of lard,
Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard.
England s Glory
Shut up and listen,
I m gonna tell thee a story,
About me trip down south,
To the crotch of England s glory.
Took some Dombies and a Bod can,
To make me fell at home,
I m going down London,
Dig up paving stones.
Got to London half past six,
And I wished I d never come,
Cos there s puffs down ere
Drinkin halves of larger,
Without notes from their mum s.
No gravy at the chippy,
And what s a savaloy?
Every pub were full of boring
Isling bottom boys.
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
An a wife at home to fuck.
If I live to be forty,
I ll never understand,
Why they re up till eleven,
To drink beer that s second hand.
Dialling 0625 on the telephone,
I shouts "pull us a pint of bitter ale
The night I m comin home."
We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
Yeah, we are all just simple lads
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.
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