VOICEOVER: Seconds later, at the Hall of Justice...
Batman s got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously
And Superman never made any money, well try to tell that to DC
All the other members of the Justice League
Say I have useless super powers and make fun of me
But I know there will come a day
When they re gonna stare in slack jawed wonder as they hear me say
CHORUS:
I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with me
I may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the sea
Let s see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground
I am Aquaman and you better not mess around
There are days I swear I would rather have
The proportionate strength of a praying mantis
Than be the last lost noble prince
Of the undersea kingdom of Atlantis
Batman s got the Batmobile, Diana s got her invisible jet
It seems like everybody else can fly, even Samurai
but a stupid seahorse is all I get
Green Arrow s sharp but I couldn t be any duller
My orange costume s uglier than any other color
I m not as tough as Batman or as cute as Gleek
I m a little taller than the Atom but smaller than Apache Chief
CHORUS
Clark Kent wouldn t be the same if he didn t have his Lois Lane
Green Arrow s got his Black Canary
Even millionaire Bruce Wayne has that thing on the side
with his ward Dick Grayson
But there s just one girl that I would marry
Batman signed a movie deal though you know he doesn t need the cash
And all the second rate superheroes get TV shows
even the pre Crisis Flash
But not me, I guess that I don t rate
My comic book s been cancelled more than Dr. Fate
I know that I m no Brainiac but I m no fool
I know not even Peter David can make me cool
CHORUS
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