Vandals - Grandpa s last christmas Lyrics

Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best."
Grandpa s coming down this year and it might be his last.
Why Mom? You say that every time.
It seem that he s been dying ever since I was nine.

I don t mean no disrespect because he s old and mean.
But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene?

Tell me
Why Does, he hit me with his cane?
And why should I get him a gift if he doesn t know my name?
How come, he always calls me "Kate"
and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate?

This could be Grandpa s last Christmas
That s what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa s last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice.

What can I say to someone 300 years old?
When he seems so content staring at the jello mold.
Please Mom, let me go out and play
or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain.

I know, his life s been long and hard
but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard
Grandpa, I love you just the same
But I know that you won t be happy until you drive us all insane

This could be Grandpa s last Christmas
That s what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa s last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice.
be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he s old....and he smells,
and he s gonna die soon...be nice to Grandpa

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