Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day i like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don t give a damn,
Cause I am what I am
Even if it s really really bad.
I ve got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They re givin them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you ll have an Ape Drape like I do.
Go ahead and buzz round the ears
I ve been growing that one braid back there for years
I ve had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it s really really,
Even if it s really really bad.
I ve got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They re givin them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you ll have an Ape Drape like I do.
Make it short in the front and long in the back!
If the top s not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don t you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid up so he looks like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse
I just call it bonding with your Dad.
Norce Neck Warmer......Norco
Hockey Hair.......Canada
Mullet.......Hoboken
Forbidden Hair......Europe
Shom......Florida
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