Veggie tales - The pirates who don t do anything Lyrics

From A Very Silly Sing Along
Narrator: "Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up
the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don t Do Anything!"
Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don t Do Anything! We just
stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we ll just
tell you ..."
Larry: "We don t do anything!"
Pa: "Well, I ve never been Greenland and I ve never been to Denver, and
I ve never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I ve never been
to Moscow and I ve never been to Tampa, and I ve never been to Boston in
the fall."
All: " Cuz we re the Pirates Who Don t Do Anything! We just stay home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we ll just tell you
.."
Mr. Lunt: "We don t do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I
never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard cuz I never
sail at all, and I ve never walked the gang plank and I ve never owned a
parrot, and I ve never been to Boston in the fall."
All: " Cuz we re the Pirates Who Don t Do Anything! We just stay at home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we ll just tell you
.. We don t do anything!"
Larry: "Well, I ve never plucked a rooster and I m not too good at
ping pong, and I ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I ve never kissed a chipmunk and I ve never gotten head lice, and
I ve never been to Boston in the fall!"
Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What s a rooster and mashed
potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"
Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that s right! We re supposed to sing about pirate y
things!"
Larry: "Oh ..."
Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That s just nonsense! Why even
bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?"
Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap n Crunch!"
Pa: "Huh? No I don t!"
Mr. Lunt: "Do too."
Pa: "Do not!"
Mr. Lunt: "You re making me hungry."
Pa: "That s it, you re walkin the plank!"
Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"
Pa: "Says the captain, that s who!"
Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap n Crunch!"
Larry: "And I ve never licked a spark plug and I ve never sniffed a
stink bug, and I ve never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and
I ve never bathed in yogurt and I don t look good in leggings ..."
Pa: "You just don t get it!"
All: "And we ve never been to Boston in the fall!"

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