Ween - The blarney stone Lyrics

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
If I pull out the Claymore you re shit outta luck
Who s that girl? That pretty young thing
After I fuck her she ll get up and sing
Aye Aye Aye
Sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye Aye Aye
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don t get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch in your face and bark at the moon
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Ain t got no girl cuz I haven t the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Chorus
Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain t dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When Patty starts cryin this is what I said
Chorus

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