Weird al yankovic - Baby got jack Lyrics

Yo ULONDA!
Check that home girl s butt out!
Um hm girl!
It s so flat!

You tell it like it is IEESHA!

She looks like one of them.....lawyer s girlfriends,
Her butt, is just so SMALL!
We re talking slim pickin s girl!
What up Ieesha?
Where is it?
I don t even....see it!
LOOK!
Girl! She s just so....WHITE!

I like small butts,
that I can not lie,
You honkies can t deny!
And when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist,
And a big thing in your face, I get sick!
Cause I d like a toothpick,
I d beat that booty with a stick!
Even the jeans she s wearing,
Her pants, they re almost tearing.

No, baby, I want a flat booty,
That s tooty fruity!
Those honkies tried to warn me,
that butt you got is...

[White guy]
OOH! SO CORNY!

Ooh! Chicken smooth skin,
You say you wanna get in my olds?
Well, pack me, pack me
Cause you ain t that average chickety!

To Hell with romancin !
I ll take her wallet dancin !
RICH! BITCH!
I ll dick with her money, ditch!
So tired of Ebony!
Black butts are not my theme!
If you ask me what my flavor is,
I ll tell you it s Vanilla Ice Cream!

So Honkies!

[Honkies]
Yeah?

Honkies!

[Honkies]
Yeah?

Does your girlfriend have a big butt?
So shrink it, shrink it,
So I can get right down and dink it!

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,

I like em flat,
And small!
And when I m in the mall,
I just can t help myself,
I m doing to dog pound call!

BARK! BARK! BARK!

Don t like her sister,
Who farts while playing Twister!
I wish those bins would miss her!
But Uncle Ben would fister!

I like my bootys real slender,
And tender!
And if I see a big booty,
I ll put it in the blender!
Don t want a real fender!
I get into my Honda!
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is I like Jane Fondas,
Better then Ulondas!

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,

Yeah Baby,
When it comes to females,
Cosmo knows everything,
What they re talking about!
362436!

HA!
If she s 7 8...

Flat on the bottom,
and I like it like that!

Flat on the bottom,
and I like it like that!

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