Weird al yankovic - Cable tv Lyrics

I used to think my life was so empty
I used to think life was passin me by
Well, I was just about ready
To curl up and die

But then one day I got a visit
From the cable company
Well, they hooked me up and plugged me right in
And now I got cable TV

And now I get to watch the stock report in Korean
Midget wrestling on channel three
It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see em
Yeah, but that s all right with me

I got cable TV Cable TV
Cable TV Cable TV
Oh, eighty three channels of ecstasy
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV

I got the Siamese Faith Healer s Network
The news and weather from Peru
I got celebrity hockey
The Racketball Channel too

Bugs Bunny direct from Atlanta
Mr. Wizard is on at five
I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car
So I can watch MTV while I drive

I m talkin bout real quality programs
The kind you just can t get for free
Now I never wanna leave my apartment
Cause there s just so much for me to see

On my cable TV Cable TV
Cable TVCable TV
Well, if you need to find me
You know where I ll be
Watchin my cable TV, yeah
Watchin my cable TV

Cause I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV

My friends are gettin kinda worried
They think I m turning into some kinda freak
Oh, but they re just jealous cause I ve seen Porky s
Twenty seven times this week

On my cable TV Cable TV
Cable TV Cable TV
Yeah, the greatest thing that s ever happened to me
I love my cable TV, yeah
I love my cable TV

Well, I got to have cable TV, yeah
I need my cable TV

Well, I love, I love my cable TV TV
Got to have cable TV TV
Well, I got to have my cable TV, yeah TV
Can t live without my cable TV

Well, I said, got to have some cable TV TV
I ve got to have my cable TV
I said cable TV, yeah TV
Got to have cable TV

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