Weird al yankovic - Callin in sick Lyrics

Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time
Just don t feel like goin to work I think I ll call my boss, then I m
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I got some strange disease
What s that little twerp gonna say
Hey

I m callin in sick today
Callin in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear wathing "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I m not busy anyway
Hey

I m callin in sick today
Callin in sick today
Ain t goin to work, no way
Callin in sick today

I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
I m on fire, baby
I m alive, I m alive, can you hear me, world?
I m alive

Maybe I ll spend all day staring at the sun
And trying not to squint
Maybe I ll make a huge color tapestry from
My belly button lint
When I m sick of takin abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom s just seven digits away
Hey

I m callin in sick today
Callin in sick today
Ain t gonna work, no way
Callin in sick today

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