Weird al yankovic - Ebay Lyrics

Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why I need another pet rock
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why I bid on Shatner s old toupee
They had it on eBay

I ll buy ... your knick knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag
Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag
From some guy I ve never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what erev ll please
As long as I ve got the dough

I ll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I ll buy I ll buy, I ll buy, I ll buy ...
I m highest bidder now

Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale Dukes Of Hazard ashtray
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray
Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay

Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
Wanna buy a case on vintage tube socks
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre
Found it on eBay

Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don t know why ... the kind of stuff you d throw away
I ll buy on eBay

What I bought on eBay y y y y y y y y y

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